NOBODY: Just Asking…
If NOBODY doesn’t eat lunch, can EVERYBODY report SOMEBODY for NOBODY abuse?
And when the investigator arrives he will remove his notepad from his pocket an start his investigating.
“We’re here following a report that NOBODY has been neglected.”
“if NOBODY was neglected, why are you here.”
“To investigate the report”
“Who made the complaint?”
“EVERYBODY. Well if EVERYBODY made the report, why aren’t you talking to EVERYBODY?”
“Aren’t you EVERYBODY?”
“No, I.m SOMEBODY but not EVERYBODY. So, EVERYBODY reported that NOBODY was being abused?”
“Yes, NOBODY.”
“So who are you investigating?”
“SOMEBODY.”
“ I’m SOMEBODY. I saw nobody being abused.”
“Did you see who was abusing NOBODY?”
“No, I just told I saw nobody being abused.”
” Then, if you saw NOBODY being abused why didn’t you see who was abusing NOBODY?”
“Because I didn’t see anybody being abused.”
“Okay wise guy, you’re coming with us. We didn’t ask you if saw ANYBODY being abused.”
CASE CLOSED.
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO NOBODY 
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